This review from Oren Hartov on Gear Patrol has all the elements -- it's insightful, it's funny, it's sarcastic and snarky, while still being smart and a joy to read. I even like the part where he complains about the quality of the woodwork, only because he's "in a mood right now."
But my favorite part is the final few sentences:
"...the innovative design, calming music and thoughtful touches are enough to make this one of my favorite alarm clock designs ever. And that, my friends, is a sentence I thought I would never utter during the course of my adult life, let alone publish."